That reminds me of Pamela’s tenth birthday party…
We didn’t really like Pam and it was a shitty party. Pam’s mum was beginning to panic and shouted, ‘Okay, everyone gather round for a magic trick!’ We moped into a semi-circle and Pam’s mum turned off all the lights. ‘Everyone ready?’ she asked, and with that, Pam’s mum flicked on the lights to reveal her glass eye and her empty eye socket. But you know, I learned something that day.
